Fun With Letters and Laws

(Wait till you see the last one)!

Word                      When you rearrange the letters:
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ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS

THE EYES: THEY SEE

SLOT  MACHINES:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE  EARTHQUAKES: THAT QUEER SHAKE

GEORGE BUSH: HE  BUGS GORE

PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE  PLUS ONE

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
WOMAN HITLER
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LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .

Just Check This Out ! ! !!


Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

man
1.     ————

board Ans. = man overboard


stand
2.     ————

i Ans. = I understand

3.      /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines

4.        r
road

a
d Ans. = cross  road

5.      cycle
cycle
cycle Ans. = tricycle

0
6.    ————
M.D.
Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero

knee
7.     ————

light Ans. = neon light ( knee – on – light)

ground
8.     ——————-
feet feet feet
feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground

9     he’s X  himself Ans. = he’s by himself

10.  ecnalg Ans. = backward glance

11.  death . life Ans. = life after death

12.    THINK Ans. = think big ! !

13.  ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.. Ans. =  long time no ‘C’ ( see )