(Wait till you see the last one)!
Word When you rearrange the letters:
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ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS
THE EYES: THEY SEE
SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: THAT QUEER SHAKE
GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE
PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE
DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER
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LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.
Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .
Just Check This Out ! ! !!
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
man
1. ————
board Ans. = man overboard
stand
2. ————
i Ans. = I understand
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines
4. r
road
a
d Ans. = cross road
5. cycle
cycle
cycle Ans. = tricycle
0
6. ————
M.D.
Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero
knee
7. ————
light Ans. = neon light ( knee – on – light)
ground
8. ——————-
feet feet feet
feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground
9 he’s X himself Ans. = he’s by himself
10. ecnalg Ans. = backward glance
11. death . life Ans. = life after death
12. THINK Ans. = think big ! !
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.. Ans. = long time no ‘C’ ( see )