THIS IS TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the
street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children,
hid his smile behind his hand.
“That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”
“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the
dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked.
“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re
married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”
“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied. “We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”
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5 year old Korean kids playing guitars – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7waNi5dc0
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Young boys and Baptism
Having moved into a new neighborhood, three little brothers asked there momma, how come no one wants to play with them. She told them probably because they weren’t baptized and didn’t go to their church.
So they walked to the nearest church. and seeing the janitor, the oldest one said, “We come to be baptized. Will you baptize us?”
“Sure,” said the janitor laughing his head off. He took them in the bathroom and one by one, dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, “Now you’re baptized, go play, i’m busy..”
On thei way out of the empty church, their heads were dripping wet, they were so proud that they had been baptized, that one of them said, “What religion we are?”
The oldest one said, “Not Katlick, they pour water on tthe forehead. Not Bablist, they dunk all of you in the water. And not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you.”
The littlest one complained, “My hair stinks from that water .”
“So what, we are baptized, and the way I see it, were Pisscopalians, and that is how they baptize you, that’s their religion.”.
And the other brother agreed, “Yep, I guess that ‘s what we are now.” And they went home very happy.
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